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U.K. Fans Pelt Rihanna With Food Following Late Start [NSFW]
18 jul 2013 23:33

Rihanna needs to work on her tardiness. The ‘Stay’ singer was late for yet another concert, this time in Manchester, U.K. — and the Brits didn’t take lightly to her transgression — and that fury led to a food fight. During her heavily backing-track assisted intro performance of ‘Rude Boy’ on July 16, Rihanna addressed the crowd in her usual potty mouth manner (because the f-word is like, so rebellious and rock star). “I love that s—,” she said. “I knew you guys were gonna be crazy, but f—. This is next level,” she gushed. Then when her beloved Navy began throwing things onstage, she got sassy. “There’s a good crazy and there’s a bad crazy. When you throw s— up here, that’s an epic fail,” she snapped. Once she realized it was grub and not gifts making its way onto the stage, she got even more annoyed. “I swear to God, cut that s— out. Really, chips? Chips though?!” She does have a point. Considering how much she charges for tickets to her oft lackluster performances on her Diamonds world tour, her fans may want to quit wasting their food.

Rihanna needs to work on her tardiness. The ‘Stay’ singer was late for yet another concert, this time in Manchester, U.K.

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Trailer: Fifth Estate, starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange
17 jul 2013 23:22

I’ve always sort of pictured Benedict Cumberbatch as the most British man alive, but playing Wikileaks’ Julian Assange in this trailer for The Fifth Estate, the ol’ chimney sweep proves himself more than capable of pulling off an Australian accent, unlike, say, anyone in Pacific Rim. Assange, the Edgar Winters of journalism, is obviously a divisive figure, and in The Fifth Estate, director Bill Condon, fresh off filming abstinence-induced feats of strength and the agony of heartburn face in the last two Twilight movies, directs an adaptation of the books Inside WikiLeaks: My Time With Julian Assange At The World’s Most Dangerous Website (by Daniel Domscheit-Berg) and WikiLeaks: Inside Julian Assange’s War On Secrecy (by David Leigh and Luke Harding), written for the screen by Fringe writer Josh Singer. Think of it as the narrative fiction counterpart to We Steal Secrets. Regardless, hopefully Bill Condon hasn’t gotten too used to shooting Twilight movies. If the Julian Assange character and some girl just stand there staring at each other with stupid f*cking looks on their faces for ten minutes, we’ll know.

I’ve always sort of pictured Benedict Cumberbatch as the most British man alive, but playing Wikileaks’ Julian Assange in this trailer for The Fifth Estate, ...

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Video: Chael Sonnen’s New Contract Demands Are Hilarious And Possibly
17 jul 2013 23:20

The UFC’s greatest boastful personality Chael Sonnen spoke to fans during a Q&A session at the UFC Fan Expo this past weekend in Las Vegas, and he continued to prove why he needs to host a charisma seminar for all new fighters every year, so they don’t all have the personalities of notebook paper. Seriously, if we could bottle the 36-year old’s attitude and ability to speak confidently in public, and inject it into all of the younger fighters, the future of the promotion would be secure for at least 20 years. As a fan asked Sonnen if he’s a prankster behind the scenes, it was pretty clear that the light heavyweight was just waiting for an opportunity to mention that his contract is up so he could unleash his hilarious contract demands that he jokingly claimed to have texted to UFC President Dana White. And I’m glad that he dodged the question and did his own thing, because it was well worth it.

The UFC’s greatest boastful personality Chael Sonnen spoke to fans during a Q&A session at the UFC Fan Expo this past weekend in Las Vegas, ...

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SPORTS NEWS! Anderson Silva Is Starring In ANOTHER MMA Movie
17 jul 2013 23:13

Now that former UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva is a professional fight-thrower, he’s got more time to pursue his TRUE love in life — filming pointless cameos in low budget MMA films. Last month we shared with you the trailer for Tapped, a movie starring Silva and actors who were more popular in the 80s about a young man who steps into the cage and faces CHALLENGES. This month we’ve got Monday Nights At Seven, a movie starring Silva and an actor who was more popular in the 80s about a young man who steps into the cage and faces challenges. The only difference is that Tapped is a real movie, and you have to pay the filmmakers $500,000 if you want to see Monday Nights At Seven. Here’s how they describe it: "A history-making narrative film featuring the first-ever un-choreographed, actual MMA fight...AND an actual Story! Osss!" How could you not want to give them $500,000??

Now that former UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva is a professional fight-thrower, he’s got more time to pursue his TRUE love in life — filming pointless cameos in low budget MMA films.

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Taylor Swift Fans Threatened Clothing Designers Over A Joke T-Shirt
17 jul 2013 18:13

The above tank top is available at Bad Kids Clothing for $19.99 and you can grab it in pretty much any size and five different colors. It’s the perfect way to tell people that you like making fun of Taylor Swift’s dating past and also feel like showing off your sculpted guns. You’re hip, young and relevant, and you don’t have a care in the world. Except maybe some seriously pissed off Swift fans (AKA Swifties), as they’ve allegedly been going after Bad Kids Clothing’s founders, Lex Houser and Andi Cross, for cracking wise at their pop idol’s expense. According to the pair of 26-year old party lifestyle and dance music enthusiasts, Swifties are mad with power after forcing Abercrombie and Fitch to take its own Taylor Swift shirt off the market, so they have no problem going after these small-timers. The only problem is… they’re not going to cave to the prepubescent pressure. “They keep telling me to take it off the site, but it wasn’t on the site, so I guess they wanted me to take down the picture [from Instagram],” Houser explains. “So I took down the picture–I don’t really care–and then they kept going. It got worse and worse.” “Finally I just responded to one and I was like, ‘It’s gone, what do you want?’ And they were like, ‘Oh, you think just because it’s gone that this is over? Just wait until you see what happens to you.’”

The above tank top is available at Bad Kids Clothing for $19.99 and you can grab it in pretty much any size and five different colors.

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CELEB NEWS! Adam Levine Engaged to Supermodel Behati Prinsloo
17 jul 2013 17:49

Congrats to Adam Levine! The Maroon 5 singer, who goes through supermodels like water, is now engaged to on-again off-again — currently very much on-again — love Behati Prinsloo. Levine, 34 popped the question to Prinsloo, 24, over the weekend, his rep told PEOPLE. “Adam Levine and his girlfriend Behati Prinsloo are excited to announce they are engaged to be married,” his mouthpiece said. “The couple recently reunited and Adam proposed this weekend in Los Angeles.” The pair first began dating last year, but split in the spring. Levine was linked to fellow model Nina Agdal before reuniting wit Victoria’s Secret Angel Prinsloo — who is well-acquainted with another one of his exes, Anne Vyalitsyna (Anne V). Here’s hoping they can stick it out this time. Last we checked the only part of the Victoria’s Secret catalog you were supposed to recycle was the paper.

Congrats to Adam Levine! The Maroon 5 singer, who goes through supermodels like water, is now engaged to on-again off-again — currently very much on-again — love Behati Prinsloo.

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Dave Matthews Hitched A Ride To His Own Concert
15 jul 2013 23:59

Unwashed hair, scraggly beard, acoustic guitar, that glazed look in their eyes that could either mean they’re having a particularly good high or might eat your face off at any second. That description could fit every hitchhiker ever, or Dave Matthews of…what’s his band name? Oh yeah, that’s right: The This “All Along the Watchtower” Cover Is How Long? Band. Over the weekend, they were one in the same, as Matthews hitched a ride to his own show. The musician had gone out for a pre-show ride Saturday when the back tire of his bike popped. “I did not have a cell phone on the bicycle. So I thought, ‘Sh*t,” he recalled that night at his show at Hersheypark Stadium [in Pennsylvania]. “And then a nice lady named Emily rode up in a red car with a bicycle rack on it and gave me a ride on to the gig.” Kraus said she and her boyfriend were running late. But, as she told CNN affiliate WHP, everything happens for a reason. Along the way, they chatted about how the tour was going and his daughter’s summer camp schedules. “We didn’t know how to make conversation with him,” she laughed. Things could have gone so wrong so easily. “Please, Mr. Matthews, you can have whatever you want. My car, my wallet, my The Very Best of Supertramp CD. Anything, as long as you don’t sing ‘When the World Ends.’”

Unwashed hair, scraggly beard, acoustic guitar, that glazed look in their eyes that could either mean they’re having a particularly good high or might eat your face off at any second.

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5 Games You Want Coming Out This Week (July 14th - 20th)
15 jul 2013 23:53

Keeping track video game releases isn't as easy as it once was -- the volume of games released each week is constantly expanding, and they're spread over a mind-boggling array of platforms (consoles, PC, Mac, handhelds and mobile). Well, I'm here to make things a little easier on you. Every week I'll rattle off five games I think you should check out. These articles are not meant to be comprehensive lists of everything coming out that week -- think of them as a nice rounded tasting menu. Each week I'll try to highlight several games from different corners of the gaming landscape (handhelds, consoles, indie, PC, you name it) then finish up with a "Pick of the Week". Hit the jump for the five games you're going to want to check out this week.

Keeping track video game releases isn't as easy as it once was -- the volume of games released each week is constantly expanding, ...

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The Wolverine Has Bone Claws And The Viper Goes Nihilist In New Videos
11 jul 2013 16:44

Just a day after that funeral fight scene, Fox has released a third clip and several character featurettes from James Mangold’s The Wolverine. The clip is likely the first scene of the film, taking place during Wolverine’s internment in a POW camp during World War II, back when he only had bone claws and mutant healing. The second video below is a featurette on Svetlana Khodchenkova’s Viper character, who calls herself “a chemist, a nihilist, a capitalist, a mutation, a viper.” Nihilists, Donny! Then we have a video about Yukio, played by Rila Fukushima. The final two videos are featurettes on Harada (The Silver Samurai) and Logan. Will Yun Lee plays The Silver Samurai and talks about his character’s use of a bow and arrow and his parkour skills. Because of course there’s a guy with a bow and arrow who does parkour. Fox must have got the same memo about archery and parkour that every studio apparently received.

Just a day after that funeral fight scene, Fox has released a third clip and several character featurettes from James Mangold’s The Wolverine.

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Charlie Hunnam's Real Life Accent Is Officially A Trainwreck
11 jul 2013 16:38

As someone who watched every single episode of Judd Apatow’s short-lived Undeclared in real time I am consistently fascinated by the acting career of Charlie Hunnam. First it was recognizing him in films like Cold Mountain and Children of Men. Then after multiple first season Sons of Anarchy promos I finally put together it was the same guy portraying what soon would become UPROXX’s favorite love-to-hate bro-walking, nostril-flaring Hamlet of the MC: Jax Teller. And NOW it’s Hunnam’s impending jump to summer blockbuster sci-fi/action star in Pacific Rim that has me fascinated (don’t get me started on the Ron Perlman-FX-Charlie Day connection). Not a bad career arc for the pretty-faced British kid who was billed under Jay Baruchel on a show that everyone forgets about thanks to Freaks and Geeks. But none of this will ever fascinate me as much as the dude’s real life accent. From the few interviews I’ve seen it’s been all over the place for years, but last night on Conan it reached peak convolutedness. Like many British actors before him (see: Bale, Christian) years of living in the States and constantly using American accents in his work has turned his speech pattern into this weird indecipherable amalgam of all influences. In the clip below where he describes going head-to-head with multiple home burglars (lol, wut?) he goes in and out of Jax Teller, Nicholas Nickelby, and west coast dock worker effortlessly. It’s so odd and mesmerizing it’s enough to make you not notice how peculiar an interview it is for a guy promoting his summer blockbuster.

As someone who watched every single episode of Judd Apatow’s short-lived Undeclared in real time I am consistently fascinated by the acting career of Charlie Hunnam.

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Movie Trailer: Out of the Furnace, starring Christian Bale
12 jul 2013 00:00

From Crazy Heart writer/director Scott Cooper comes Out of the Furnace, starring Christian Bale as a down-on-his luck steel mill worker, a real Springsteen-song type, who gets drawn into vigilantism after Woody Harrelson and some bad boys try to get Bale’s Iraq veteran brother played by Casey Affleck to take a dive in his underground boxing match. Much to their chagrin, Casey Affleck says PTSDEEEEZ NUTS to that idea and they retaliate by killing him, leading to an epic showdown between Bale and the bad boys. Also, Pearl Jam.

From Crazy Heart writer/director Scott Cooper comes Out of the Furnace, starring Christian Bale as a down-on-his luck steel mill worker, a real Springsteen-song type, ...

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Movie Trailer: Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks as Walt Disney
11 jul 2013 16:35

TRAILER: Out of the Furnace has Christian Bale, underground boxing, an... Chris Campbell noooooo: Excerpts from Grown Ups 2's first positive rev... REVIEW PACIFIC RIMRELEASES MID-WEEK GUIDE TO DVD AND STREAMINGTRAILER SPIKE LEE'S OLDBOY REMAKEFEATURE THIS WEEK IN POSTERS & STILLS TRAILER: SAVING MR. BANKS, STARRING TOM HANKS AS WALT DISNEY WRITTEN BY VINCE MANCINI / 07.11.13 | TWEET | LIKE31 Saving Mr. Banks stars Tom Hanks as Walt Disney in a John Lee Hancock film about the real-life tale of Mary Poppins creator PL Travers’ trip to Hollywood, where Travers (played here by Emma Thompson) would be wooed by the Mouseketariat himself, in the hopes of getting the rights to make a movie out of her character. The film is financed by Disney, so naturally Walt is portrayed as a kindly-old Tom Hanks type, and not as, say, a ruthless, Nazi-sympathizing businessman. But hey, I’m sure the film will leave enough room for nuance, after all, it is being directed by the guy from…. (*checks IMDB*) The Blind Side. Hahahahaha oh f*ck.

TRAILER: Out of the Furnace has Christian Bale, underground boxing, an... Chris Campbell noooooo: Excerpts from Grown Ups 2's first positive rev...

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Arrested Development Season 4 Señoritis In-Depth Recap
11 jul 2013 16:23

While I can’t fully condone the seldom usage of Maeby and George Michael (and Buster) in the first two-thirds of the season it sure does make for a helluva payoff down the stretch as the episodes never seem to hit a lull, tie all sorts of loose ends together, and allow Alia Shawkat and Michael Cera to shine. Maeby Fünke’s “Señoritis” is a whirlwind of awesome, and chocked full of buried items and GIF-able moments that make this probably the longest and most in-depth “Beyond the Binge” installment of all. Let’s jump right in… The actor who plays Perfecto (Eli Vargas) also played “Mexican Teenager” in the S2 episode “¡Amigos!”. I see no way they aren’t the same person in the AD universe.

While I can’t fully condone the seldom usage of Maeby and George Michael (and Buster) in the first two- ...

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Forbes Ranks The Highest Paid Stand-Up Comedians
11 jul 2013 16:20

I don’t remember exactly where I heard it, but I remember Louis C.K. talking about his FX show, Louie, and saying that it’s not a show he does for the money. In fact, most of his income derived from taking his stand-up act around the country. After seeing how much he make, I believe him. I think he probably made more last year than two or even three times the entire budget of his television show. It is apparently a very lucrative career at the top, although I have to admit that I have never heard of a couple of these guys. I am, however, quite distressed to learn that Jeff Dunham makes more than Louis C.K. Not all of the millions the 11 men below (and they are all men) derive exclusively from stand-up performances, but according to Forbes methodology, the majority of it does. Here are the 11 highest-paid stand-up comedians.

I don’t remember exactly where I heard it, but I remember Louis C.K. talking about his FX show, Louie, and saying that it’s not a show he does for the money.

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Wife Caught On Tape Hiring Hitman To Kill Husband
10 jul 2013 17:08

Ohio and Florida get all the credit, but let’s not forget about the dead jellyfish mecca known as New Jersey when it comes to stories involving crazy, trashy people. Today’s installment involves former-Keyport, NJ, resident Julia Merfeld, who was caught on tape hiring an undercover Michigan police officer to be her hitman (for $50,000), proving that although you can take the girl out of New Jersey, you can’t take the New Jersey out of the girl. “If you can get him outside, that would be great,” a giggly Julia Merfeld said after agreeing to the $50,000 hit — only to later learn she was speaking with an undercover Michigan state police detective. “But if you absolutely can’t, I’ll understand,” she added. “Because it would be messy in the house.” “Terrible as it sounds, it was easier than divorcing him,” [Merfeld] explained about her lethal choice…“It’s going to break my heart when it happens, but it’s something that I’ve been thinking about for awhile.” Merfeld pleaded guilty to solicitation for murder and faces a minimum of six years in prison, where she’ll never be able to watch Timothy Olyphant in Hitman again.

Ohio and Florida get all the credit, but let’s not forget about the dead jellyfish mecca known as New Jersey when it comes to stories involving crazy, trashy people.

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Zach Braff Helps A Guy Propose To His Girlfriend In Amazing Video
10 jul 2013 17:07

The internet is about as divided in its opinions of Zach Braff as it on the “GIF” pronunciation, but if there’s one way to unify the world wide web in their opinion of you it’s providing a heart-warming assist in a marriage proposal video. I’m still a little unclear on the connection between the proposer, Matt Hulbert, and Zach Braff, but apparently the pitch to real life JD was something along the lines of, “Let’s make it dusty EVERYWHERE.” Really the only thing this proposal is missing is Donald Faison jumping out of a closet and doing the Turk dance when she says yes. Apologies in advance to all the fellas out there whose proposals will forever feel inadequate after watching this.

The internet is about as divided in its opinions of Zach Braff as it on the “GIF” pronunciation, but if there’s one way to unify the world wide web in their opinion of you it’s providing a heart- ...

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Damon Wayans, Jr. Returning To 'New Girl'
10 jul 2013 16:53

Damon Wayans, Jr. — who many may recall played Coach in the pilot for New Girl before bailing when his other sitcom, Happy Endings, was picked up — is now likely to return now that Happy Endings has been cancelled, according to TVLine. Moreover, Coach is set for a “significant” season three arc.

Damon Wayans, Jr. — who many may recall played Coach in the pilot for New Girl before bailing when his other sitcom, Happy Endings, ...

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Two Featurettes for THE WOLVERINE - "Logan" and HBO First Look
10 jul 2013 10:46

We've got two new featurettes for James Mangold's The Wolverine to share with you. The first is called "Logan" and obviously focuses on the badass character played by Hugh Jackman. The second one is part of the HBO "First Look" movie segment. Each one features Jackman discussing the movie and his character, saying that this is the best Wolverine that there is. The movie will open in theaters on July 26th, and I'm looking forward to seeing Wolverine go ballistic and kick some ninja ass!

We've got two new featurettes for James Mangold's The Wolverine to share with you. The first is called "Logan" and obviously focuses on the badass character played by Hugh Jackman.

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The U.S. Is No Longer The World's Fattest Country
09 jul 2013 17:37

While there are people who will present things like “facts” and “statistics” that “prove” that the U.S. is no longer the world leader in everything from education to handsome bloggers, I thought that there was still one category that the stars and stripes would have locked up as long as Uncle Sam kept us Super-Sizing everything. I’m speaking, of course, of obesity, and it appears that America can’t even keep its chubby, greasy sausage fingers wrapped around the title of the world’s fattest country anymore. Instead, Mexico has passed the U.S. on its Rascal scooter to take the top spot, as 32.8 percent of people in Mexico are obese, compared to 31.8 percent in the U.S. Health experts in Mexico claim that the problem is indicative of the increasing difference between the wealthy and the poor, and health problems are only going to get worse for those who can’t afford healthier lifestyles.

While there are people who will present things like “facts” and “statistics” that “prove” that the U.S.

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Embarrassed || Spoken Word by Hollie McNish
09 jul 2013 15:37

Hollie McNish challenges the reaction that she and her friends (and so many others) have faced to public breast-feeding. In this video Hollie McNish speaks an amazing impassioned poem. She said she got fed up with feeding her daughter in bathroom stalls and so she wrote this poem. She makes some unbelievable points. Take a look.

Hollie McNish challenges the reaction that she and her friends (and so many others) have faced to public breast-feeding. In this video Hollie McNish speaks an amazing impassioned poem.

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M.I.A. Documentery Director Leaks Footage, Quits Project
08 jul 2013 17:15

Maya Arulpragasam isn’t the only one who’s MIA — so is the director of her documentary. (Sorry.) Last year, the Noize Bringer announced that she was being filmed for a documentary, directed by Steve Loveridge, featuring archival interviews with Diplo, Kanye West, Switch, Spike Jonze, Richard Russell, and Jimmy Iovine. Then, over the weekend, Loveridge leaked footage of the untitled-project…then almost immediately quit the damn thing. Though the clip was uploaded by Loveridge, it’s been removed due to a copyright infringement claim from the IFPI (International Federation of the Phonographic Industry). M.I.A. hinted that the film was being blocked from release, writing, “im gonna need @kickstarter and my fans to help make this exist, ive been black listed through normal channels!!!!!!!” Loveridge also posted an email exchange with a Roc Nation representative, who claimed that the label was indeed going to move forward with the project and get it done in time for the release of Matangi and her festival performances. After the Roc Nation rep explained that the leak “screws with everything we’ve been working on setting up MATANGI,” Loveridge replied, “I really couldn’t give a flying f*ck. Count me out. Would rather die than work on this… nothing personal ”. That’s the nicest “f*ck you, everyone” I’ve ever seen.

Maya Arulpragasam isn’t the only one who’s MIA — so is the director of her documentary. (Sorry.) Last year, the Noize Bringer announced that she was being filmed for a documentary, ...

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The 10 Definitive Chubby Chris Pratt As Andy Dwyer GIFs
08 jul 2013 17:13

Chris Pratt revealing the new Guardians of the Galaxy version of himself over the weekend has me contemplating the future physical appearance of everyone's favorite lovable oaf going into the next season of Parks and Recreation. Not only because I'm fascinated by man meat transformations, but also because he got all fit for Zero Dark Thirty not long ago only to immediately get extra chubby for another role right after. Hence why Andy Dwyer Season 5 was at peak chubbiness. Could it happen again? Or will Schur & Co. have to write in a storyline where running becomes much more possible. Chris Pratt: Physical enigma. So as a precautionary measure here's a collection of definitive chubby Andy Dwyer GIFs. You know, for the sake of posterity. Disclaimer: this collection is in no way definitive.

Chris Pratt revealing the new Guardians of the Galaxy version of himself over the weekend has me contemplating the future physical appearance of everyone's favorite lovable oaf going into the next...

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Rihanna Got Drunk Enough to Get Booted From a Music Festival [VIDEO]
08 jul 2013 15:21

What happens when you’re the most famous singer on the planet and you get wasted at a music festival? The same thing that happens to the rest of us: You get kicked out. Rihanna learned that the hard way this weekend. Rihanna was escorted, along with two hangers-on, away from the Open’er Festival in Poland to wild applause. Security tried carrying the three ladies out upright, but failed, which could mean a few things: One, they actually didn’t drink much and just have a very low tolerance, especially in heat and sun (doubtful). Two, Rihanna takes her own tracks like ‘Pour It Up’ and ‘Cheers (I’ll Drink to That)’ to heart, even when she doesn’t write much for them. Or three, the most likely scenario: The Wanted need to do more research on their own song subjects.

What happens when you’re the most famous singer on the planet and you get wasted at a music festival? The same thing that happens to the rest of us: You get kicked out.

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Solange + Beyonce Basically Boycotted Their Dad’s Wedding
08 jul 2013 15:19

Beyonce and her younger sister Solange proved they were firmly Team Tina in terms of their parents’ divorce. The singers were both no-shows at their father Mathew Knowles’ wedding. Knowles tied the knot with former model Gena Avery on Sunday, June 30, in the Knowles’ hometown of Houston, Texas. But Bey and Solange weren’t making their pops’ nuptials a priority. That may have to do with the fact that Knowles and ex-wife (and mama to Bey and Sol) Tina split in 2009 when it was revealed that Mathew had a love child by an actress. Whoops! Knowles told TMZ that his girls sent their regretful declines because they had other plans already. Considering Solange is busy on the festival circuit and Queen Bey is embarking on the Mrs. Carter Show tour, the idea that they had a lot on their plates isn’t too far fetched — especially if the wedding was planned after their itineraries were in place. Still, Knowles and Avery were engaged for over a year, so… In any case, Knowles explained, “Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements, which made it impossible for them to attend.” To quote Beyonce in ‘Grown Woman’: “Mmmhmmm.”

Beyonce and her younger sister Solange proved they were firmly Team Tina in terms of their parents’ divorce. The singers were both no-shows at their father Mathew Knowles’ wedding.

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Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley Goes Gangsta After Being Hacked on Twitter
08 jul 2013 15:16

If you’re going to hack into a celeb’s Twitter account, you may want to stay away from the women of ‘Jersey Shore.’ They don’t take these things — or anything, really — lightly. And this weekend was proof of that after Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley’s account was hacked and she struck back. First there a warning from Jenni’s old Jersey pal, Snooki, indicating that while JWoww enjoys a vulgar tweet now and then, what her followers were seeing on Sunday were not her words.

If you’re going to hack into a celeb’s Twitter account, you may want to stay away from the women of ‘Jersey Shore.’ They don’t take these things — or anything, really — lightly.

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Katy Perry Wins Suit Against Hair Company That Dropped Her
08 jul 2013 15:11

You may recall that multi-hued hair chameleon and singer Katy Perry was recently embroiled in a lawsuit with the company ghd (Good Hair Day), which dropped her contract because she’s supposedly just not that popular anymore. Katy sued — and now we know she won. Katy claimed that ghd backed out of an oral agreement to pay her $2 million for a two-year extension on her ghd endorsement deal. ghd said this was false and sued her, claiming she had a “significant decrease in appeal across Europe” and furthermore her image was “increasingly polarizing … with negative perceptions in all markets” — hence the company’s decision to drop her. According to TMZ, the suit and Katy’s counter-suit were settled with ghd receiving nothing, and Katy being paid “a significant amount of money.” In other words, the rich got richer. How’s your Monday?

You may recall that multi-hued hair chameleon and singer Katy Perry was recently embroiled in a lawsuit with the company ghd (Good Hair Day), ...

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Courtney Stodden Flaunts Her New Boobs & Creepily Kisses Her Mom
08 jul 2013 14:53

Courtney Stodden has a brand new pair of boobs, so to show them off she covered her nipples with pasties, wriggled into a leather thong, threw on her best fishnet dress, and went clubbing in Hollywood. Oh, and then she made out with her mother. Well, come on — what would you wear to make out with your mom? Courtney and her husband Doug Hutchinson (resplendent in guy-liner) posed for the assembled paparazzi on their way to Plastic Martyr’s Birthday Bash at Bar Sinister, making out with each other while wearing matching cross necklaces that unfortunately didn’t ward off anything. But if the sight of Doug and Courtney sucking face doesn’t faze you, just wait — because at around the 2:38 mark, she starts smooching with momager Krista, who was also in attendance. No, we don’t know why. And yes, this is the same person who tried to convince us her daughter would never do porn. Now if you’ll excuse is, we have some bleach to pour into our mind’s eye.

Courtney Stodden has a brand new pair of boobs, so to show them off she covered her nipples with pasties, wriggled into a leather thong, threw on her best fishnet dress, ...

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A 'Happy Endings' Writer Tweeted A Bunch Of Rejected Jokes
05 jul 2013 16:52

Last Friday, after Sony Pictures Television threw in the towel and stopped shopping Happy Endings to other networks, writer Jason Berger went on Twitter and posted a bunch of screencaps of rejected and alternate jokes that never made it into the show. They’re exactly what you’d expect, even if they’re not presented in the ideal format: lightning fast, heavy on pop culture references, and occasionally about Chris Bosh’s weird face. What more could anyone want? Anyway, why am I posting these now, a full week after they went up on Twitter? Well, a few reasons. One, it’s July 5 and there’s bupkis happening anywhere on the news front, so now is as good a time as any to sit back and reminisce a little about a great show that left us too soon. Two, I completely forgot to do it earlier in the week. And three, there are one or two commenters who always pop up in posts about Happy Endings to rant and rave about how much they hated the show, and I figured it would be nice to give them something to do this afternoon. Here to help, gang.

Last Friday, after Sony Pictures Television threw in the towel and stopped shopping Happy Endings to other networks, ...

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K-Stew insults Paparazzi, Clearly Doesn’t Understand Fashion Week
05 jul 2013 16:44

Kristen Stewart spent her Fourth of July surrendering to Paris Fashion Week, but not to photographers. Despite being at, well, Paris Fashion Week, the ‘Twilight’ starlet apparently didn’t understand that her purpose at the style mecca was to be photographed. As a result, she was caught on camera lashing out at paparazzi for no reason. Stewart was snapped leaving Le Castiglione restaurant in Paris before going to her hotel, where she snapped back, but verbally: She griped that the paps were parasites, cockroaches and rats. (Maybe she’s still bitter about the whole “Rupert Sanders in the car” thing.) As a result, the paps who recorded the above video made sure to note that When she left the hotel, she didn’t bother to take a second to sign autographs or pose with fans, opting instead to ignore them. K-Stew has long had an adversarial relationship with paparazzi, comparing getting photographed to “rape” — and later apologizing for it. Still, it appears she still feels violated by camera flashes … even though, you know, that’s why she went to Fashion Week in the first place. That and to show off her pretty scowl in the front row.

Kristen Stewart spent her Fourth of July surrendering to Paris Fashion Week, but not to photographers.

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NEWS: Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi Has Been Removed From Office
03 jul 2013 22:20

Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi previously had one claim to fame – he was the country’s first president elected through a democratic process. As of this afternoon, he now has another nail to hang his hat on – he was Egypt’s first democratically-elected president to be ousted from office. In a television address earlier today, General Abdel Fattah el-Sisi declared that Morsi is no longer in charge of the country, as he has been effectively overthrown in the wake of the incredible protests that have filled the streets of Cairo for the past several days. The announcement by the army follows the ultimatum that it issued to Morsi to either reach an agreement with the demands of the millions of people calling for his resignation or be removed from office. Despite the pressure from the protesting party, the Tamarod, Morsi remained steadfast that he was the elected leader of Egypt. Today, “was” is the key word. Morsi is now in hiding as the protesters and his opposition celebrate their victory, while Egypt’s government will be controlled by the head of the constitutional court until new elections can be held, according to Sultan Sooud Al Qassemi, a commentator on Arab affairs, whose Twitter feed has served as a good source of both the news and emotions coming from Cairo today.

Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi previously had one claim to fame – he was the country’s first president elected through a democratic process.

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BREAKING NEWS: Doug Engelbart, Inventor Of The Mouse, Has Passed Away
03 jul 2013 22:17

American inventor Doug Engelbart passed away last night at the age of 88 from kidney failure, and while he’ll be known as many things – husband, father, grandfather and the creator of hypertext – he’ll forever be known as the man who invented the original computer mouse. In a 2004 interview with Wired, Engelbart offered some insight into his technological legacy that he first started developing more than five decades ago. I first started making notes for the mouse in ’61. At the time, the popular device for pointing on the screen was a light pen, which had come out of the radar program during the war. It was the standard way to navigate, but I didn’t think it was quite right…We set up our experiments and the mouse won in every category, even though it had never been used before. It was faster, and with it people made fewer mistakes. Five or six of us were involved in these tests, but no one can remember who started calling it a mouse. I’m surprised the name stuck. (Via Wired, H/T to Tech Crunch) Engelbart patented his mouse in 1970, but it didn’t become an everyday computer accessory until 1984, when it was included with the Apple Macintosh. However, according to Fox News, Engelbart’s patent expired just three years later, after which the patent became public domain and he never made much money at all from the mouse. Regardless, between the mouse and his many other accomplishments, Engelbart is remembered fondly in his industry as a man who saw the future of today’s computers and networking long before anyone else.

American inventor Doug Engelbart passed away last night at the age of 88 from kidney failure, and while he’ll be known as many things – husband, father, ...

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Miley Cyrus Thinks She Was Lil Kim In Another Life
03 jul 2013 22:14

Miley Cyrus recently sat down for an interview with Billboard.com to discuss, among other things, her musical inspirations, and she named the five female singers who have had the greatest impact on her. For starters, she mentioned her godmother Dolly Parton as being the influence of her childhood, and followed that up with Joan Jett, because she “represented a time when females weren’t supposed to come out and kick ass” and that’s a pretty solid 1-2 punch. Her third choice, however, was a bit more intriguing, as she said that it’s Lil Kim because “She just is” and then it got a little confusing. “In my past life, I feel like that was me, like Lil Kim is who I am, like, on the inside, and she just makes me happy listening to her music, and she is, like – I just love her.” I don’t know if that means that Miley thinks that Lil Kim is dead and she was Lil Kim before she died, or if she means that in her past life, she was someone like Lil Kim. I think it’s the latter. And does she mean that she’s Lil Kim pre-plastic surgery or Lil Kim after plastic surgery, because there’s a pretty big difference these days.

Miley Cyrus recently sat down for an interview with Billboard.com to discuss, among other things, her musical inspirations, ...

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This Week in Popular Movie Posters!
03 jul 2013 22:07

AFTERNOON DELIGHT: The trailer for this one hit the other day, so that's after the jump. But since this feature is about posters, let's talk about that. I'm not sure I like the neon light approach to this one. For one thing, the poster seems to depict a problem marriage, but the mysterious cure for this common marriage seems pretty obvious: buy that broad her own laptop! That way, instead of sitting there all bored and neglected with no one to keep her company but her Jamba Juice, BOOM, you're LAN partyin'.

AFTERNOON DELIGHT: The trailer for this one hit the other day, so that's after the jump. But since this feature is about posters, let's talk about that.

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5 Things You May Not Know About The Cast Of USA Network's 'Suits'
03 jul 2013 22:00

The third season premiere of USA Network’s Suits debuts on Tuesday, July 16th, and I’ve seen it. It’s good. If you’ve been following the show all along, you should know that the premiere ratchets up the interoffice politics to an even greater degree next season. It looks like the season’s big bad, so to speak, is Edward Darby, the British guy who merged his firm with Pearson Hardman at the end of last season. Edward Darby is played by Conleth Hill, and even though he was in two episodes last season, and even though I am obviously a religious viewer of Game of Thrones, it took me until midway through the third-season premiere to realize that, “Hey! That’s Varys!” Sometimes, outside of context, it just never clicks.

The third season premiere of USA Network’s Suits debuts on Tuesday, July 16th, and I’ve seen it. It’s good.

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10 Things We Know About Jay-Z's 'Magna Carta Holy Grail'
03 jul 2013 21:55

A couple of weeks ago, Jay-Z and Samsung released a commercial during the NBA Finals to shock the world with an announcement that his new album, Magna Carta Holy Grail, would be released on July 4th for Samsung users and nationwide three days later. Other than that, we don’t know much. Jay and company have embarked on a quizzical rollout that only includes the lyrics to the album. It’s easily one of the most worthless forms of anticipation for an album in recent memory. Rap lyrics with no audible context? Why? But have no fear. We’ve gathered some info that’s leaked over the last few weeks to come up with clues of what to expect from what will either be one of Jay-Z’s milestone projects or the rap version of Star Wars: Episode 1. Take a look.

A couple of weeks ago, Jay-Z and Samsung released a commercial during the NBA Finals to shock the world with an announcement that his new album, Magna Carta Holy Grail, ...

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