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'Breaking Bad' Ratings: Through The Roof (2 photo)

So there’s this show…oh, what’s it called again…it’s final season kicked off last night…oh dammit what’s it called again…oh yeah, Breaking Bad. Well, a lot of people watched it last night — double than the show’s previous high — which I’m guessing means a lot of people did some binge-watching via DVDs, Netflix etc. during Breaking Bad‘s hiatus, adding more fans to its roster. Reports the Hollywood Reporter: "Breaking Bad surged to a series record on Sunday night, bringing in 5.9 million viewers in its first airing — nearly doubling its previous high…The first half of Breaking Bad’s final season opened with 2.9 million viewers last July, making for a 102 percent gain, year over year. A record at the time, the series eclipsed the haul several episodes later with 3 million viewers tuning into the penultimate episode before the show’s break." Breaking Bad also surged in adults 18-49, jumping 87 percent from last summer’s season premiere with 3.6 million viewers in the demo. Adults 25-54 also saw gains, rising 81 percent to 3.3 million.

So there’s this show…oh, what’s it called again…it’s final season kicked off last night…oh dammit what’s it called again…oh yeah, Breaking Bad.

Lake Bell Is Naked On The New Cover Of New York Magazine (2 photo + 1 video)

There was a nude scene featuring Lake Bell in How to Make It In America that rates as one of my favorite nude scenes of all time, mainly because it featured Lake Bell nude. I recall her breasts being particularly glorious, and I’m not even really a boob guy. That said, I subscribe to New York magazine and am very much looking forward to getting this week’s issue in the mail, as it features Lake Bell nude on the cover. It’s going to look great sitting on my coffee table for the rest of my life. Here’s the full, mildly NSFW cover…

There was a nude scene featuring Lake Bell in How to Make It In America that rates as one of my favorite nude scenes of all time, mainly because it featured Lake Bell nude.

You Can Rent Basquiat's Former NYC Loft For $650 Per Night On AirBnB (6 photo + 2 video)

Twenty-five years ago today, Jean-Michel Basquiat died of a heroin overdose at the age of 27 in New York. If you’re feeling overcome with Basquiat nostalgia because of this, you should maybe consider renting his former loft in Soho for a spell. The place — which pre-fame Madonna reportedly stayed in when Basquiat traveled — is currently listed on AirBnB, after all. In addition to the one up top, here are a few other pics of the place…

Twenty-five years ago today, Jean-Michel Basquiat died of a heroin overdose at the age of 27 in New York.

'World War Z' Is Now Brad Pitt's Highest Grossing Film Of All-Time (3 photo)

When all is said and done for movies in 2013, and the Academy has handed out every last gold-covered chocolate statue for the Best Picture and Best Actor and everyone has clapped the loudest for German actor Dieter Pfaff during the In Memoriam segment, perhaps the biggest achievement of this year will have been the box office success of World War Z. In the last week or so, the Brad Pitt zombie action film managed to crack the $500 million mark worldwide, and that’s notable not just because this movie seemed like a textbook failure from Day One, but also because it’s the first Brad Pitt film to ever do that. Prior to WWZ, Pitt’s highest grossing film worldwide was the 2004 Ancient Greece war epic Troy ($497 million), while his biggest domestic box office performance was the 2005 action comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith, which hauled in $186 million in the U.S. and $478 million globally. Smith was also Pitt’s biggest box office opening, as people shelled out $50 million to see him star opposite the woman that stole him away from Jennifer Aniston, which was, of course, the most important story of 2005 and perhaps the entire 00s. And now it’s World War Z, the movie that cause countless fanboys and especially me freak out because it wasn’t staying true to the Max Brooks book that we all love so much, that has set the bar the highest for Pitt, with its $66 million opening weekend, $197 million domestic and $502 million worldwide grosses. I wonder what Pitt thinks about all of that…

When all is said and done for movies in 2013, and the Academy has handed out every last gold-covered chocolate statue for the Best Picture and Best Actor and everyone has clapped the loudest for...

Tito Ortiz Showed Up On Last Night's Impact Wrestling (1 photo + 2 video)

If there are two thing TNA Impact Wrestling loves, they’re: 1. Unnecessary mysteries 2. Past-their-expiration-date MMA guys Yesterday it was announced that UFC legend Tito Ortiz would be coming out of retirement to face Quinton “Rampage” Jackson at Bellator’s first pay-per-view event. Bellator’s TV show is “sister shows” with pro wrestling also-ran Impact Wrestling. When Rampage signed with Bellator he was on Impact within the week, so it makes sense that Tito would be announced for a fight and also show up there. Thank goodness Impact had just begun running a story about a mysterious bald man threatening to beat up wrestlers from the shadows! Yes, the August 1 Warnings mystery man who’d been threatening the wrestling organization for weeks turned out to be Tito Ortiz, and if the crowd reaction to Ortiz’s appearance is any indication, it was well worth the money. And by “well worth the money” I mean “thank goodness they fired the pregnant lady and all the injured wrestlers to make cap room for an old MMA guy who hasn’t fought since 2011 and only won one out of his last nine fights.” Awkward and embarrassing all around. Here’s the clip.

If there are two thing TNA Impact Wrestling loves, they’re: 1. Unnecessary mysteries 2. Past-their-expiration- ...

VIDEO: Bruce Willis's Awkward Interview for Red 2 on British Radio (2 photo + 1 video)

In the age of AMAs and live threads and long-form podcast interviews, the movie press tour is such a contrived anachronism that I’m surprised testy interviews like this don’t happen more often. You can almost feel the actors going “really? we’re still doing these?” Here, Jamie Edwards, an entertainment correspondent for London radio station Magic 105.4, tried his damnedest to squeeze some enthusiasm out of crotchedy old Bruce Willis, who seems like he just awoke from hibernation. Edwards’ enthusiasm seemed to only make Willis more angry, like bonking a bear on the nose with a tree branch. Willis seems annoyed solely because Edwards seems so happy to be there. God, I love it when older dudes completely stop giving a sh*t.

In the age of AMAs and live threads and long-form podcast interviews, the movie press tour is such a contrived anachronism that I’m surprised testy interviews like this don’t happen more often.

MUSIC NEWS! Drake Brings Kanye West On Stage At OVO Fest (1 photo + 1 video)

Drake and Kanye West have had a pretty cold relationship over the last few years…bordering on an under-the-radar feud. Part of the reason is their massive egos, but the two rappers just couldn’t seem to get on the same page. They’d throw shots at each other (Kanye accusing Drake’s producer of jocking his styles) or passive aggressive little one-ups (Drake being seen hanging out with Amber Rose), but it now seems to be over. As part of Drake’s massive OVO Fest show in Canada, he brought out everyone from TLC to Diddy and Mase. But the biggest surprise came when Kanye West came out and performed “New Slaves.” Then the bromance went into full effect with each rapper praising the other to the extreme. Kanye said he and Jay DASH Z wouldn’t have made Watch The Throne if not for Drake’s music putting pressure on them to make a classic. Then Drake said he only raps because Kanye inspired him. If you’re looking for videos, our guy Nigel over at Real Talk NY will have them up shortly since he was in attendance. All in all, it looks like OVO Fest is the rap show to be at from now on. Who saw that coming?

Drake and Kanye West have had a pretty cold relationship over the last few years…bordering on an under-the-radar feud.

NEWS! Christian Television Network Puppeteer Arrested For Kidnapping (1 photo + 1 video)

Creepy puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone and served pizzas to the kids in his neighborhood? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone and served pizzas to the kids in his neighborhood and was arrested for, according to the Tampa Bay Times, “conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography”? Check. Florida, you done it again. “I imagine him wiggling and then going still,” [Ronald William] Brown told an associate in an Internet chat session, describing his plot to kill and cannibalize a boy at Gulf Coast Church. On Friday, Brown was arrested on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography and booked into the Pinellas County Jail. U.S. Department of Homeland Security agents who searched his home found lewd images of children bound and gagged, a flier for a missing child and “images of children that appear to be deceased.” According to the affidavit supporting the criminal complaint, Brown told agents that he and Kansas resident Michael Arnett, another alleged child cannibalism enthusiast, “did discuss killing, dismembering and eating” a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church. However, Brown said “it was just a fantasy and he could never and would never hurt anyone.” Brown worked for years for the Christian Television Network in Largo, the state’s oldest Christian broadcasting station. He performed with puppets on a Captain Kangaroo-style show called Joy Junction. In one episode, a video excerpt of which is available online, he operates a puppet that talks disdainfully about how some bad kids tried to show him pornography. (Via) I’d bet my life savings that Brown owns at least three helium tanks, for “balloon animals…yeah….”

Creepy puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone? Check.

CELEBS! Kate Hudson and Nephews Appear in New Ann Taylor Ad Campaign (6 photo)

Ann Taylor is a career woman’s fashion brand, but Kate Hudson is helping to inject a little youth and liveliness into its buttoned up and, well, tailored image with her Fall/Winter 2013 ad campaign. The bubbly blonde actress is doing so with her gorgeous smile, her beachy waves, her rich Bordeaux look lipstick, her killer body and her two young nephews. Of the campaign, K. Hud — who has been with the brand since its Spring 2012 line — said, “It’s a little bit about how I live and a lot about how women live every day. As working moms, we’re all just figuring it out as we go, right? But if I were to offer my advice, I’d say, Try to be present. When you’re at your job, be 100 percent committed to it and do the very best you can. And when you go home at night, leave all the work behind and show up completely for your family. That’s the best part of your day, so really be there.”

Ann Taylor is a career woman’s fashion brand, but Kate Hudson is helping to inject a little youth and liveliness into its buttoned up and, well, tailored image with her Fall/Winter 2013 ad campaign.

Latest Viral News! Here's A Bear, Stealing A Dumpster (1 photo + 1 video)

Bears are incredibly intelligent creatures. And they also love garbage, because to a bear, human garbage is just basically food kept in a convenient container for the bear. It’s a bit like you’re packing the bear a lunch. Or in this case, packing the bear a fridge. The video above from a Colorado Springs restaurant shows a bear deciding that, screw it, he’s gonna take the whole thing. Needless to say, there’s also a GIF:

Bears are incredibly intelligent creatures. And they also love garbage, because to a bear, human garbage is just basically food kept in a convenient container for the bear.

Robin Thicke And The Roots Perform 'Blurred Lines' On Fallon (1 photo + 1 video)

“Blurred Lines” is the hottest song in the galaxy. By far. The song, though, is only made better when the best band in the world backs him. And it’s even better if the aforementioned best band in the world is using kid’s instruments to do it. Fallon had an unconventional open to his show by having Thicke perform his hit with The Roots using elementary school instruments. I’m starting to think I like this version of the song better than the original. Add in Black Thought spitting a 16 and we have magic on our hands. Now excuse me while I hum this song for the rest of the day.

“Blurred Lines” is the hottest song in the galaxy. By far. The song, though, is only made better when the best band in the world backs him.

"Would You Have Sex With Me?" Social Experiment. (4 photo)

YouTube pranksters known as 'Whatever' created a little social experiment to test gender stereotypes. A man and a woman, both young and attractive went around asking random people on the streets of Santa Barbara, California to have sex with them. "We weren't actually trying to get laid, so we were hoping to accomplish an interesting/entertaining video," Whatever said to the Daily News. How would you react if a sexy stranger came up to you with this question? The girl asked 14 college aged men and got a 50% success rate, while the guy who asked 100 college aged females got rejected 100% of the time. Why am I not surprises? Nobody actually had sex with anybody, but the videos went viral on YouTube and everyone got a good laugh out of the show.

YouTube pranksters known as 'Whatever' created a little social experiment to test gender stereotypes.

HOT NEWS! Ben & Jerry's Sued A Porn Studio Over Trademark Infringement (5 photo)

As a testament to just how deep the well of porn parody goes, the folks at Ben & Jerry’s recently had to file a lawsuit against North Hollywood adult film company Caballero Video because of a new series of adult films with names based on the iconic ice cream company’s flavors. The brass at Caballero, AKA Rodax Distributors Inc., agreed to a settlement with Ben & Jerry’s and agreed to not release any films under the previously planned and admittedly delicious “Ben & Cherry’s” titles. According to the Chicago Tribune, this was all about protecting the brand name and stopping someone from besmirching a wholesome company’s fine image. Ben & Jerry’s had said that Caballero didn’t have permission to reference Ben & Jerry’s or its trademarked ice cream flavors, which have names that the filmmakers evidently found to be a creative goldmine. Ben & Jerry’s flavor names include “Banana Split,” “Cherry Garcia” and “Everything But the…” — all of which became fodder for X-rated fare in Caballero’s hands. Caballero also used packaging that resembled Ben & Jerry’s well-known clouds and cows imagery.

As a testament to just how deep the well of porn parody goes, the folks at Ben & Jerry’s recently had to file a lawsuit against North Hollywood adult film company Caballero Video because of a new...

Fox News Pats Itself On The Back For Its Infamous Reza Aslan Interview (1 photo + 1 video)

Days have passed since Fox News aired arguably the single most stupid interview the “fair and balanced” cable news network has ever run without bothering to acknowledge that it ever happened. As you’ve probably heard by now, Fox weekend host Lauren Green asked scholar Reza Aslan, the author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth, “You’re a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity?” But today the network finally acknowledged it, in typical Fox News fashion no less: they played the “the liberal media is out to get us” card by trotting out conservative media critic Brent Bozell of the Media Research Center, who accused Aslan of not being “a very good Muslim” — for writing a book about Jesus, you see — and called Aslan’s book a “very very biased and very very one-sided book. “It was the exact correct question that needed to be asked,” Bozell said. “She had every right to ask him, ‘Do you have a bias? Are you being influenced by your faith to write what you’re writing?’ He should have said, first and foremost, said, ‘Yes I am.’ To deny it shows the aloof arrogance of ‘How dare she even ask that question?’” I would bet good money Brent Bozell hasn’t even read Aslan’s book.

Days have passed since Fox News aired arguably the single most stupid interview the “fair and balanced” cable news network has ever run without bothering to acknowledge that it ever happened.

A Giant Pyramid found in Area 51 by Google Earth Map [video] (1 photo)

Right near the pyramid shape with a bit truncated top you can see the base with extensions, which probably goes into the earth. See it can be anyone by entering coordinates: 37° 5'45.66"N 116° 5'35.77"W.

Right near the pyramid shape with a bit truncated top you can see the base with extensions, which probably goes into the earth. See it can be anyone by entering coordinates: 37° 5'45.66"N 116° 5'35.

Braless Report Shea Allen Fired For Blog (1 photo + 1 video)

There’s a lot going on in that headline, and I didn’t even mention the arrest yet, so let’s break it down. 1. Shea Allen is a special investigations reporter for the Huntsville, Alabama-based ABC affiliate WAAY-TV, or at least she was, before she was fired because of something she posted on her personal blog. 2. That something: the Lindsay Lohan-less “Confessions of a Red Headed Reporter,” including, “I’ve gone bra-less during a live broadcast and no one was the wiser,” “I’ve mastered the ability to contort my body into a position that makes me appear much skinner in front of the camera than I actually am,” and my personal favorite, “I’m frightened of old people and I refuse to do stories involving them or the places they reside.” I’ve often said that WAAY-TV has been sorely lacking in segments about the Old Country Buffet. 3. Allen deleted the post once it went viral, but it’s back up. “This post was taken down because I was momentarily misguided about who I am and what I stand for,” she wrote. “To clarify, I make no apologies for the following re-post. It’s funny, satirical, and will likely offend some of the more conservative folks. But it isn’t fake and its a genuine look into my slightly twisted psyche.” Uh-huh. I bet she really likes Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, too. 4. Allen has since tweeted that she was “terminated without cause,” but today came reports, from an ex-co-worker via Gawker, that she was a “ticking time bomb for termination.” Allen was arrested in 2012, suspended for saying “f*ck” on the air, and “allegedly followed that up with another warning for running a news package ‘that contained profanity and racial slurs.’” Man, I liked her, right up to the “racial slurs” part. The moral of the story here: all reporters should be Karl Stefanovic. Know what I mean?

There’s a lot going on in that headline, and I didn’t even mention the arrest yet, so let’s break it down. 1.

'Bioshock Infinite''s New DLC Goes From Columbia To Rapture (1 photo + 1 video)

So, were you wondering how, precisely, Booker DeWitt and Elizabeth of BioShock Infinite fit into the timeline of BioShock? Did “a man, a city and a lighthouse” seem a bit thin? Turns out we’ve got an answer: Welcome back to Rapture… right before the fall, in BioShock Infinite: Burial At Sea. Here’s the trailer for the first part of this two-part adventure:

So, were you wondering how, precisely, Booker DeWitt and Elizabeth of BioShock Infinite fit into the timeline of BioShock? Did “a man, a city and a lighthouse” seem a bit thin?

Justin Timberlake’s New Video Is An Ode To The yet-to-be-invented NYC (1 photo + 1 video)

New York City is a concrete bunghole where dreams are made up and there’s nothing you can do for us normal people, but for Justin Timberlake, it’s pretty darn awesome. In the music video for “Take Back the Night,” the first single from the second installment of his 20/20 Experience, Timberlake hangs around Yankee Stadium and the coolest looking nightclubs in Chinatown that don’t exist. Believe me, I’ve looked, and unless a menagerie of cats eating a pile of fish guts in a back alley counts as a discothèque, they ain’t there (except for Stefon).

New York City is a concrete bunghole where dreams are made up and there’s nothing you can do for us normal people, but for Justin Timberlake, it’s pretty darn awesome.

Making a Stunning, Glow-in-the-Dark Fountain Is Surprisingly Simple (1 photo + 1 video)

Bioluminescence is awesome. Essentially the production of light by a living organism, e.g. fireflies, certain types of jellyfish, etc—but it doesn't just occur in animals. There's even some plant life that has the potential to give off that lovely, ethereal glow. And as Mark Rober shows us in the video above, you can even harness that power to become your very own natural, eerie, and totally beautiful light source. Because fortunately for us, bioluminescent sea algae is perfect for our purposes and just happens to be for sale as a water mixture on our good ol' friend, the internet.

Bioluminescence is awesome. Essentially the production of light by a living organism, e.g. fireflies, certain types of jellyfish, etc—but it doesn't just occur in animals.

TECH NEWS! Chromecast: How It Stacks Up To Other Streaming Video Boxes (4 photo)

Yesterday, Google put out a lot of new updates and technology, but the show-stealer was the Chromecast, a $35 dongle that slots into any HDMI port and essentially streams any video you can think of: If it plays in a Chrome browser, it’ll play on Chromecast. But what makes Chrome different, and will it fit all your needs? Here’s how Chromecast compares to three other popular solutions.

Yesterday, Google put out a lot of new updates and technology, but the show-stealer was the Chromecast, ...

WEIRD NEWS! Colorado Town May Issue Hunting Licenses For Drones (3 photo)

It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, and it has shown disconcerting resistance to revealing just what they’re doing with flying spy robots. So Deer Trail, a small town in Colorado, is going to take matters into its own hands: It’s drone huntin’ season! Introduced by Deer Trail resident Phillip Steel, the law is pretty straightforward. If you see a drone, blow it out of the sky and turn it in for a financial reward. The ordinance states, “The Town of Deer Trail shall issue a reward of $100 to any shooter who presents a valid hunting license and the following identifiable parts of an unmanned aerial vehicle whose markings and configuration are consistent with those used on any similar craft known to be owned or operated by the United States federal government.”

It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, ...

A 13.47 lb Baby Delivered Naturally Breaks Germany's Records! (2 photo)

A baby girl named Jasleen was born on July 26th at the University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany. She is the country's largest-ever infant weighing 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches. Her mother delivered her without, I repeat, without a caesarian! Wow I am scared to imagine the after math, brave woman.

A baby girl named Jasleen was born on July 26th at the University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany. She is the country's largest-ever infant weighing 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches.

'The Butterfly Effect' Will Be Remade For Some Reason | UPROXX (1 photo + 1 video)

Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, but because apparently a decade is long enough to reboot a movie nobody cares about. The original was essentially Somewhere In Time with the personal tragedy laid on with a trowel. Ashton Kutcher’s character wasn’t just molested, he was forced to star in kiddie porn by Eric Stoltz. He doesn’t just have an abusive father, he has a father who tries to strangle him to death before being killed by guards. It’s a dark movie but at the same time it’s kind of ridiculous, because it wants a PG-13 and frankly Ashton Kutcher just isn’t credible as a human being who’s suffered all this misfortune, and the screenwriters have no sense of the absurd; an alternate ending features the hero traveling back to his birth and aborting himself. Also there’s a scene where he wakes up with no hands which should not be funny, but is:

Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, ...

If You Visit Aaron Paul's House, He'll Say Hi (1 photo + 1 video)

a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, and “dead sexy” (I’m quoting the inner monologue of the Irish girls on the tour), it’s also: no. Let’s not make this a thing, people. Let’s not assume Aaron Paul is always going to come out of his house to take photos with you and your family. Otherwise, the TMZ star-f*cking tours of the world will have won, and nobody wants that as a reality.

a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, ...

Smack Cam On Vine Proves Teens Are Awful (1 photo + 1 video)

It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST. Add this to their Justin Bieber sticker-covered portfolio of terribleness: according to Jezebel, the latest trend is Smack Cam, in which “people (typically douchey bros or bitchy mean girls) smack unsuspecting victims and then post their stinging faces and shocked screams on Vine.”

It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST.

Dead Princess Peach Fan Art Is A Thing That Exists (11 photo)

If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, I hope she dies and all the good and bad characters in this universe have to gather together to mourn her." If so, perhaps you're primed to enjoy DEAD PRINCESS PEACH FAN ART. It's probably passé to pull the "this is weird" card on the Internet in 2013, but the above piece from DeviantArt user WiL-Woods blew up on Reddit today and sent me down a rabbit hole of alternately well-drawn and farted-out-with-MS-paint pieces about Princess Peach being murdered and/or mourned several years after her passing. It probably says something horrible about gamers' opinions of women and the culture that created the Dead Island bloody boobs statue, but WHO KNOWS? It is impossible to tell. I've collected a few of my favorites after the jump. Word of advice to anybody who wants to see Peach die: just don't play Mario games. If Mario doesn't save her, she dies, right? That's Bowser's end game, isn't it? Problem solved, and you didn't have to spend all week drawing a fictional lady's guts.

If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, ...

The Memorable Wiener Of Jim Haslett (1 photo + 1 video)

Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration. I’m not sure what to take from that, but the theory from the Packers fan in that thread makes a lot of sense to me.

Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration.

Justin Bieber Was Photographed Spitting On His Fans (1 photo + 1 video)

Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of Beliebers were gathered outside to catch a glimpse of their hero. The pictures show an unidentified friend of the Biebs laughing at the crude prank. The ill-advised loogie comes less than two weeks after an Ohio DJ charged Bieber with spitting on him at a Columbus night club. And in March, Bieber’s Calabases, CA, neighbor claimed the pop star spit on him during an argument stemming from complaints about Bieber’s reckless driving in the gated community. Aw, like any Canadian pop star, he’s going through his “gobbing” phase. Next up: a trip to Hot Topic.

Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng...

Drunk Amy Poehler Explained Billy Joel's Whole Career (8 photo)

I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows. All of your misdeeds have been forgiven, after a delightfully drunk Amy Poehler went on Hollywood Game Night and proceeded to explain the existence of Billy Joel. And curl Maya Rudolph’s hair. And playfully flirt with Jane Lynch. But back to Joel, he of the world’s greatest photo. I guess there’s a game on Hollywood called “How Do You Doo?” (painfully, thank you), in which contestants have to substitute the lyrics of songs with the non-word “doo.” Rudolph, as well as Jason Sudeikis and Sean Hayes, were pros, the kind of players you’d want on your charades team. Poehler, though, you’d still want her on your team, but only to make yourself look better (except literally).

I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows.

4Chan, Reddit Got iPad Jerk Booted From Gym (2 photo)

The kind of people who take their iPad to the gym deserve the level of comeuppance that 4Chan and Reddit gave to an asshole who took pictures of his fellow gym rats and taunted them on Facebook. I know being forced to watch ESPN’s HOT SPORTS TAKES WITH SKIP BAYLESS EXCLAMATION POINT can be maddening, but c’mon dude. According to the Daily Dot, “An iPad-wielding Australian man has been banned from his local gym after he covertly captured photos of patrons working out…The unidentified jerk from Queensland, the second-largest state in Australia, was kicked out after 4chan and Reddit users posted screengrabs of the man’s Facebook activity.”

The kind of people who take their iPad to the gym deserve the level of comeuppance that 4Chan and Reddit gave to an asshole who took pictures of his fellow gym rats and taunted them on Facebook.

Craigslist Ad Asks If Anyone's Seen Soldier's Dog (2 photo)

We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing. Washington-based serviceman Brandon Harker returned from a nine-month tour of Afghanistan to find out that his friend, who was trusted with looking after Harker’s dog Oakley, had given the pup away on Craigslist. According to Harker, via the Examiner, “My friend just said they got rid of him…They never gave me any other explanation. He would say, ‘I don’t know who we gave him to’ and ‘I don’t know their phone number’.” He’s taken to Craigslist to retrieve the adorable two-year-old Labrador retriever. I just recently returned from a 9 month deployment. And upon arrival back into the area I found out my yellow Labrador retriever was either given away or sold while I was gone. I was told this happened in May, but it could have happened anytime from February till June. He is good with kids and other dogs. He has a unique coat, on his face he has spots of a darker yellow (champagne) he also has spots of the same color going down his sides and legs. If anyone has any information on this and can help me please do. I am just trying to get him back to me since he was wrongfully given away or sold with out my permission while I was deployed. I will also be able to verify the dog is mine because he is micro-chipped and registered to me. Once again thank you to everyone who sees this and tries to help. If you could spread the word about this issues that would be great as well. Let’s find this man’s dog, and arrest his so-called friend for treason.

We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing.

'Operation Last Chance' Wants These 10 Still Alive Nazis (8 photo)

Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things. For more information, consult your local Hogan’s Heroes rerun. Once you’re back, you’ll be in the mood for some NAZI HUNTING, which is exactly what the Simon Wiesenthal Centre wants. Some 2,000 posters popped up yesterday in Berlin, Hamburg and Cologne, offering a €25,000 [or $33,190] reward for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of Nazi war criminals. It marks the latest push by the Simon Wiesenthal Centre to locate as-yet unconvicted Third Reich war criminals. The impetus for the campaign, dubbed “Operation Last Chance”, was the Munich trial of former SS guard John Demjanjuk for war crimes at the Sobibor camp in occupied Poland. Though he died last year before his conviction was finalised, it marked a watershed in Nazi trials. In previous decades, German authorities had refused to open an investigation without concrete proof of a specific Nazi-era crime – often a difficult task given the regime’s industrial killing machine. But now German authorities have indicated a willingness to lower the legal hurdle to prosecutions, thus expanding the pool – if diluting the seniority – of potential Third Reich perpetrators still at large. (Via) Here are their 10 most wanted Nazis.

Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things.

Fox News Drew A Hitler Mustache On Latest Rolling Stone Cover (1 photo + 1 video)

Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star. Some people think it’s just a cheap ploy to sell magazines and others think there’s some real journalistic merit to putting him on the cover. Well, Fox News is definitely in the former category. Thursday night on The Five, Greg Gutfeld — who somehow still gets to rant on national television — had some choice words about the cover. He actually made some good points by talking about the article itself being more of a glorification piece than anything really in-depth. Then, of course, Gutfeld took it a step farther by drawing a Hitler mustache and devil horns on the cover. Sigh. In the battle between Fox News and Rolling Stone, it’s pretty clear that we will all end up losing in the end.

Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star.

'The Wolverine' Should Have Had Less Ambition (3 photo)

The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming. But rather in terms of how brutal it’s willing to be, and how much it lets Hugh Jackman play to his strengths. Unfortunately, the third act throws ninjas and a giant robot at us, and nearly derails the whole thing. It’s a familiar plot, mind you; a tough guy, stuck in a foreign land, struggling with his past decisions, and discovering the means to move on and some asses to kick. It’s a sturdy form, though, and it’s perfectly suited for the strengths of its lead.

The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming.