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Nordisk Cryobank CEO Peter Bower is sure not short of creativity when it comes to his business. The Danish sperm bank has it's own custom made, environmentally friendly transport bike which is shaped like a....yes, you got it, sperm cell! "We’re always looking for new donors so it’s a fine bonus that the Sperm Cell Bike gets peoples attention" admitted Peter. Not a bad idea!

Pop star and SWAG ‘bag Justin Bieber purchased his pet capuchin monkey, “OG Mally Bieber”, back in March, just in time for the launch of his European tour. But when you’re 19-years old, you tend to forget things like the proper paperwork for bringing wild animals from country to country, so poor Mally was confiscated by the German government within days of Bieber getting him. The country’s officials gave the singer until May 7 to present them with the proper paperwork so he could reclaim his "beloved" new pet and continue about his tour. Except a funny thing happened on the way to the monkey detention center – Bieber never responded and just left Mally in Germany for good. Fortunately, the German officials have found a new home for the young monkey and he’s already the king of the Serengeti Park in Hodenhagen.

Oklahoma city resident 23 year old Kristina Michelle Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon on her 72 year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison. He claimed the woman threatened him with a knife, and the reason for it is as bizarre as can get, and quite sick to be honest. When conversing with the police she said that the man revealed that she had sex with her cat! "Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows" was her statement. But when she was confronted a little later she took back her claim and instead said that her neighbor "does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die." Talk about crazy. Seems like she might have been on drugs, or may be had a mental disorder. Anyhow, I hope the cat is okay.

Kanye West assaulted a photographer known as Dano at the Los Angeles International Airport this Friday. He allegedly tried to take away his camera, and is now at risk of being sued for attempted robbery. The photographer was said to be injured, but the extent is unknown. Coincidentally this happens to be the same paparazzo that badgered Britney Spears back in 2007 and got his car smashed by her umbrella. Seems like he might be on a quest to make some quick buck by getting on celebrities last nerve.

Mental disorders affect thousands of people around the world, and bipolar is one of the worst. People with bipolar disorder tend to have extreme mood swings, going from very intense, energetic or manic to lethargic and depressed. They are also prone to drug/alcohol abuse and other risky behaviors. Here are some famous people who allegedly had/have this unfortunate disorder.

A little 5 week old kitten was cruelly set on fire in New Jersey. He was found by some good Samaritans and brought to the Pennsylvania SPCA. The kitten was named Justin and is currently undergoing some intense care and lots of love. It's truly atrocious to see people committing stuff like this, but the little guy is doing well and his story is an inspiration.

Chandro Tomar is a 78 year old Indian grandmother, who is believed to be the world's oldest pro sharpshooter. This incredible woman raised six children and fifteen grandchildren, while participating in and winning 25 national championships across India. "As soon as I shot my first pistol I was hooked. And now I’ve shown everyone there’s no disadvantages to my age. If you’re focused you can do anything", said Chandro. She often attends a local firing range where she's never short of spectators. The club’s coach, Farooq Pathan, who set up the shooting club in 1998 with a couple of friends, said: "She was so good some of the men stopped turning up altogether to avoid being humiliated by her, a old woman. She has the ultimate skill, a steady hand and a sharp eye." This super granny is still competing and winning gold at the Veteran Shooting Championship held in Chennai. You go girl!

Over 300 stingrays are found dead on the Mexican beach in the Gulf coast state of Veracruz. There are speculations that fisherman dumped them there upon realizing they couldn't sell them, and there's also talk about them being washed out by the waves at sunset. The authorities are investigating this stingray mass massacre.

I have nothing against Putin, but it seems like all the pressure of being Russia's president for over a decade has taken a toll on him. He's well known for his publicity stunts, and has done everything from riding a horse, shirtless, to flying with a flock of cranes, to finding ancient Greek pottery in the Black Sea. It seems that he is desperately trying to portray a macho as well as a humble man image of himself. It's understandable that keeping himself in the public eye is important, but quite frankly the scale and frequency of his stunts borders on ridiculous. May be he's overcompensating for his aging ego? Here's what I mean.

Amy Schumer has been making the rounds to basically do the robot over the fact she had a successful first season of her show and tell everyone it’s on Hulu Plus now. And while her show is pretty funny, I’m a little conflicted about her. Whenever I think about Schumer, I think about the jokes she made about Patrice O’Neal’s diabetes during the Charlie Sheen Roast. Of course, that diabetes later killed him. Now, I don’t want to sound like I’m angry at her for making the jokes since it’s a roast and it’s fair game. But the train of thought just reminds me that Patrice O’Neal is gone and it makes me sad. It’s totally random and I can’t quite get over it. Sorry, Amy. Anyway, she was on Leno and they talked shop about crappy comedy gigs in their past. One of the stories involved performing at a hunger strike…for a terrorist organization. Take a look.